“It is better to reenter hell and become an angel, than to remain in heaven and become a demon.” - Victor Hugo

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Breakfast

An hour ago I walked into McDonald's and bought a sausage biscuit and a hashbrown. For the first time in my life I realized that a sausage biscuit and a sanitary wipe share the same scent. I was not put off by this, because I was exceptionally hungry, but I don't know that I can ever eat a sausage biscuit again.

At least not without orange juice.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sausage bisc[q]uits smell lemony fresh???